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- Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.
- Join our frequent near-miss program.
- Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
- Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!
- Complimentary champagne in free-fall.
- Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
- The kids will love our inflatable slides.
- You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!
- Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
- Delta: We might be landing on your street!
- Bring a bathing suit.
- So that's what these buttons do!
- Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
- Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
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