Callsign "Sky Pimp"
Flying simulated mission training for UN humanitarian ops. Flying C-17 Globemaster in three plane formation from Osaka Intl., to Sunan, North Korea. Simulation requires auto-pilot, and auto-throttle failures 15 minutes into mission, on all three planes. This simulation is tricky because to fly into North Korea, you fly into South Korea and make a tight 70 degree turn. Sandusky who was tailing Worsnop and I dropped out of formation immediately, he's only logged 100 hours or so by now. After we make the turn towards Sunan, I ask to drop to 9,000 feet. Everyone is wondering why. I said, "So we can find some whore. I bet if you pay any whore enough, she could fly better than Sandusky."