Fighter Pilot Songs

maddog2840 · by **maddog2840** » 07 Dec 2007, 06:46

Coming Down On Final
(to the tune of "She was Coming 'Round The Mountain")

She was coming down on final
Doin' ninety knots of airspeed
When her engine mounted gearbox coupling failed

Oh, She laid in it in the over run
Her tits were kind of over done
She crashed and burned because she was a girl.

Maxtype · by **Maxtype** » 08 Dec 2007, 20:14

I just got 'Live At The Sand Trap' yesterday-I'm still laughing my butt off!

Well done Dos Gringos!

maddog2840 · by **maddog2840** » 16 Jan 2008, 05:13

Q: What do Predator pilots sing at the Creech O-Club?
A: "Off, we used to go...into the Wild Blue Yonder".

asiatrails · by **asiatrails** » 17 Jan 2008, 01:50

maddog2840 wrote:Q: What do Predator pilots sing at the Creech O-Club?
A: "Off, we used to go...into the Wild Blue Yonder".

They don't sing, they mime to IPods

maddog2840 · by **maddog2840** » 17 Jan 2008, 05:20

maddog2840 · by **maddog2840** » 23 Apr 2008, 19:54

ATTENTION YUTES!!

HALLELUJAH!

It was midnight, in Thailand,
All the aircrews were in bed.
When up stepped Colonel Seaver,
And this is what he said;
"Pilots, gentle Navs, Fighter Pilots all,
Switchblades, gentle Switchblades",
And all the pilots shouted: "BALLS!"
When up stepped a young PWSO,
With a voice as harsh as brass,
"You can take those GD Aardvark jets,
And shove them up your a$$!"

HALLELUJAH CHORUS

Up and down Nu Gia,
I know the route by rote.
The airplane's at two hundred feet,
My balls are in my throat.
The eighty-fives go flashing by,
They're bursting all around.
Don't make no f@#$ing difference,
I'll probably hit the ground.

CHORUS

I crossed the ridge at Xuan Son,
My airspeed it was high,
I looked out the window,
A seagull passed me by.
The seagull gave a grunt and sh*t,
The engine gave a wheeze,
"MayDay, MayDay, MayDay,
SOF's instructions please!"

CHORUS

I flashed across the target,
My bombs they did not go,
I looked at my right seater,
He said "F@#$ , I don't know!"
I racked her hard up and left,
And straight ahead we flew,
I cursed General Dynamics,
And f@#$ing Elmer's glue.

CHORUS

We cycled all our switches,
Reset my reference light,
The 'gator jumped into the scope,
He swore with all his might.
I did a hard one-eighty,
To try and save the mission,
The WSO threw his hands up high,
We don't have a prediction!

CHORUS

I flew my traffic pattern,
To me it looked all right.
My airspeed read one-fifty,
My God I racked it tight.
The airframe gave a shudder,
The engines gave a wheeze;
"MayDay, MayDay, MayDay,
Spin instructions please!"

CHORUS

I flew my cross-wind landing,
My left wing hit the ground,
I heard a call from mobile,
"Pull up and go around!"
I yanked that switchblade in the air,
A dozen feet or more,
The engines quit, I almost sh*t,
The gear came through the floor!

CHORUS

We got the bird back to the ramp,
Or what was left of it,
The crew chief took one look at it,
My God I thought he'd sh*t,
I'll never fly switchblades again,
This flight will be my last.
I checked tomorrow's schedule,
I'm set to double blast!

CHORUS

maddog2840 · by **maddog2840** » 23 Apr 2008, 20:09

maddog2840 wrote:Does any one have all the lyrics to
"I'm a ROMEO BRAVO DOUBLE ALPHA BRAVO"?

I'm an RBAAB and I fly the F-16
It's better than ***** and mom's apple pie
It's the neatest little jet you ever seen
It'll kick the sh*t outta Foxbat, Fishbed, Flogger

What a flying machine

I'm an RBAAB and I fly the F-16

I once trapped at six a Fox-Five-Echo
At seventeen-thousand feet
And he was loaded with twenty-millimeter
And Aim-nine J and P
I just laid a bat-turn down his throat
And I shot him in the two front teeth
And I heard him shout from the fireball
"Curse you! I just can't stand the heat!"

. . .So I told him to get the hell outta my kitchen. . .

(The CHORUS I remember...)

I'm an RBAAB and I fly the F-16
It's better than the
Fishbed, Foxbar, Flogger
And it's better than the F-15

guy@rdaf.dk · by **guy@rdaf.dk** » 29 Apr 2008, 19:37

Check this funny video on YOUTUBE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BzU1sYPjzo

Makes me think about Dos Gringos crewchief song.

For those of you who do not know, New Zealand does not have jets any more.

VarkVet · by **VarkVet** » 02 May 2008, 23:14

Funny as hell … put him together with Borat and Ricky Bobby, and we have an Oscar!!!!! :lol:

VarkVet · by **VarkVet** » 03 May 2008, 02:34

guy@rdaf.dk wrote:Check this funny video on YOUTUBE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BzU1sYPjzo

Makes me think about Dos Gringos crewchief song.

For those of you who do not know, New Zealand does not have jets any more.

I'm sorry, I'm still laughing ... how clever :lmao:

maddog2840 · by **maddog2840** » 19 Nov 2008, 06:40

Hello Ashau Tower

Thud Song

Thunder Thud Song

The Sandy Cannonball

Downtown (Hanoi)

Silver Wings. Hey Yutes, try and picture every airplane mentioned. Good Luck.

Maddog out.

VarkVet · by **VarkVet** » 25 Dec 2008, 00:05

I/m still laughing ,,, funny as hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BzU1sYPjzo

thegreekness · by **thegreekness** » 27 Feb 2009, 05:30

Snooze: you did "Ima pilot"? that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen! much props

maddog2840 · by **maddog2840** » 12 Nov 2013, 15:06

Here it is but I remember a different tune.

http://www.horntip.com/mp3/1980s/1988-- ... _rbaab.htm