F16 vs C130
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A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb..
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.'
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing !!!
When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing !!!
Us older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S... slower. older, smarter....
Ed Poplawski
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb..
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled.
'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,
took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.'
When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing !!!
When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing !!!
Us older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S... slower. older, smarter....
Ed Poplawski
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Gee, I heard the same joke 20 years ago but it was a B-52 and an F-4...
Still funny to hear the heavy pilots pick on fighter jocks.
TEG
Still funny to hear the heavy pilots pick on fighter jocks.
TEG[Airplanes are] near perfect, all they lack is the ability to forgive.
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The B-52 version is differnt. I heard it with F-15. The Eagle pulls all the stunts and asks the bomber pilot to do someting. He says ok lets see if you can do that... Some minutes pass but B-52 is still flying straight the Eagle pilot asks hey are you there, do what you will already.
-I already did, and have been doing it for 3 minutes.
-What I didnt see anything what did you do?
-I just shut down 2 engines boy. And been flying like that for 3 mins.
-I already did, and have been doing it for 3 minutes.
-What I didnt see anything what did you do?
-I just shut down 2 engines boy. And been flying like that for 3 mins.
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That_Engine_Guy wrote:Gee, I heard the same joke 20 years ago but it was a B-52 and an F-4...
Still funny to hear the heavy pilots pick on fighter jocks.
That's the version I originally heard too. Yes, it's still a good joke and one fighter guys cannot deny, even to this day.
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