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Tread
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LCdr. Saufley (Tread softly and carry a big stick)
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T-bone
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dropped a practice bomb through a cow
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T-Retz
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Curses and verbalizes when upset. All caught on the HUD tape.
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TAC-N
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Flight doc, Turn And Cough, Now! Enough said...
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Tally
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First Female fighter pilot. Short for Tally-Ho (HO...get it??)
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Tank
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'A brand new F-16 pilot at Pope AFB looked down at his fuel gauge and 'Oh crap!' it was almost empty and he was a ways from base. 'Uh. . . Tower, this is Tiger 2 declaring an emergency!' Never a good thing for a fighter pilot's ego anyway. Ooops, my bad, I just forgot to switch from my wing tanks to my main tanks. 'Tower, Uh. . . forget that emergency.' From that day forward he was known as TANK.'
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Tarheel
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Well, pretty simple actually--I'm from North Carolina and a diehard UNC fan. I bleed CAROLINA BLUE!!
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Tassels
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Female - I think you can figure it out
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TBAR
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That Boy Ain't Right
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Thump
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The sound a body makes when it hits the ground...hard. I fell off a second story balcony at the Tyndal Q's during our post WSEP Ops/Mx party.
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Thunder
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No matter how hard the guys tried during basic at P'Cola and during deployments afterward nobody could ever get my Dad pissed off enough to lose his cool. Finally one night during one hell of a storm onboard the Enterprise while reviewing landing tapes a new nugget slammed the ramp hard and bent a landing gear on a brand new Scooter. Dad went out and proceeded to chew the guy out for 45 minutes straight in a thunderstorm on the flight deck. Since my father was one of the quietest guys around until finally provoked the name stuck.
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Title IX
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This soon-to-be pilot was out at the mall doing one of those Flight Sim places with a couple buddies. This particular place has made deals with the "Women Fly" movement, of which she's a big proponent (she's the only girl flier around). As we were waiting, a buddy walked past the Women Fly merchandise and called out "Hey Rachael, here's the Title IX rack". It stuck.
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Tool
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"Tool" Stanley
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Torch
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LTC Don Campbell at Luke AFB, 1988. Taking off for Hawaii with three bags of gas, lights the blower, engine blows up, airplane catches on fire. He aborts takeoff, ground egresses, and runs to the edge of the runway, pulls out his pack of cigarettes, and very rapidly puffs through the entire pack as he watches his airplane burn up. Hence "Torch".
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Trash
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Last name is of course White.
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Trax
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Passed out on the railroad tracks in his Choker Whites after a tough night at an airwing party.
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Trey
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Landed 3 wires on first sea trial
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TULSA
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Total Utter Lack of Situational Awareness
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Tuna
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I tried to cook a can of Tuna over a chemical (hexi) stove during a ground survival training thing, the can blew sky high because of the heat, we were not allowed back on the base ever again and I got a bolloking from my shell-shocked C.O. Somebody called me that on the way back to base and it stuck.
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Turd
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Had to use the bathroom one night and was too far from the AMU, so I went next to the F-16 farthest from prying eyes....but got caught!
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Turgon
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The story goes that during one of his first bombing runs in the A-7, he pickled off the entire bomb rack (TER or Triple Ejector Rack) instead of just the bombs hung on it.
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Two Bags
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Barfed twice during an incentive ride
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Two Bit
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Last name was HO.
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Other callsigns
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Tag,
Tamil,
Tapper,
Tatoo,
Taz,
Tex,
The Hammer,
Thoro,
Tinton,
Tits,
Toad,
Topper,
Toro,
Toto,
Toucan,
TouTou,
Tri-Pod,
Trigger,
Tron,
Turbo,
Turf,
Turk,
Twie,
Twin,
Two Dogs,
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