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vinnie wrote:As for the Hurricanes, you can leave your Miami degree on the dash of your car and park in the Handicapped parking spaces.
Hey Vinnie, what does a University of Florida grad say to a Miami grad?
"Would you like fries with your order?"
What does a Florida State grad say to anyone?
"Uh...I uh...Football...um...Natural Lite...uh...chop...uh...Go Noles!
Some more that made me chuckle...
[Airplanes are] near perfect, all they lack is the ability to forgive.
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The "Iranian Airspace" one is good, but they might have chosen a picture of a Hornet with some air-to-air stuff on it instead of just HARM's. On second thought, the gun is probably all that will be required.
And a few more...
[Airplanes are] near perfect, all they lack is the ability to forgive.
— Richard Collins
— Richard Collins
(Had to break them up somewhat) TEG
[Airplanes are] near perfect, all they lack is the ability to forgive.
— Richard Collins
— Richard Collins
One I ginned up. Don't know who to credit for the pic. Found it on the web with no author.
Why does "monosyllabic" have 5 syllables?
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Nice thread.....I love these.
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try deeze...
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Yeah, the Navy went back to the dress khakis, and the Army is consolodating to just the dress blues. We were supposed to go back to a 4-pocket coat, but the leadership has mothballed it, at least temporarily. I do hope they reconsider...but with no Elvis collar and no overbelts like they tried with the test uniform.
Problem with Overbelts...People typically get fatter with age. The AF unfortunately has too many fat people. An overbelt on these folks will look like bread dough baking. The overbelt will be screaming for mercy!
Problem with Elvis Collars...With the current coat lapel, our ribbons are hard enough to see, especially the ones that you're most proud of. Those always seem to be the first ones to get covered up by the service coat. An Elvis Collar would only make the problem worse.
At least a CSAF following McPeak had enough sense to get rid of the Navy-style sleeve boards for officers. Those were effin' STOO-PID!
Problem with Overbelts...People typically get fatter with age. The AF unfortunately has too many fat people. An overbelt on these folks will look like bread dough baking. The overbelt will be screaming for mercy!
Problem with Elvis Collars...With the current coat lapel, our ribbons are hard enough to see, especially the ones that you're most proud of. Those always seem to be the first ones to get covered up by the service coat. An Elvis Collar would only make the problem worse.
At least a CSAF following McPeak had enough sense to get rid of the Navy-style sleeve boards for officers. Those were effin' STOO-PID!
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TC
And how about the new space age Air Force symbol replacing the old Hap Arnold one.
What the Hell ever happened to tradition????
THe folks who design these things ought to take lessons from the Marines who haven't changed their uniform in a thousand years.
Snake
And how about the new space age Air Force symbol replacing the old Hap Arnold one.
What the Hell ever happened to tradition????
THe folks who design these things ought to take lessons from the Marines who haven't changed their uniform in a thousand years.
Snake
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