Civil Aviation Humor

The top 15 advertising slogans for Delta Air Lines:

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  • Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.
  • Join our frequent near-miss program.
  • Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
  • Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!
  • Complimentary champagne in free-fall.
  • Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
  • The kids will love our inflatable slides.
  • You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!
  • Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
  • Delta: We might be landing on your street!
  • Bring a bathing suit.
  • So that's what these buttons do!
  • Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
  • Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

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