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Controller:
"Cessna 266, descend and maintain 1,500, cleared for the approach, contact tower at the outer marker." Without realizing that his mike is still open he says, "Watch me kill this S.O.B."
Pilot:
"CANCEL IFR! CANCEL IFR!"
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