Dos Gringos...

LMFAO...

Am guessing most of you already are familiar with these guys. Had no idea they were F-35 fans...

LMFAO...

Am guessing most of you already are familiar with these guys. Had no idea they were F-35 fans...

I'll let Blind do the Weed honors...

I wish I flew a classic like the Sabre,
built before your mom went into labor

No fancy radar, flew during the day,
shot down MiGs the old fashioned way

I wish I flew a classic like the Sabre

Hahahahah

try this,

I wish I flew a Phantom with a gun pod,
fired my missiles, and they all missed, oh god

Off the boat with four by four,
those Air Force dudes they carry more

We're Top Gun trained but they have more fun,
'cause they've got that freakin' gun

I wish I flew a Phantom with a gun pod

(and for gums)

I wish I flew a nukie like the VooDoo,
all those Bears and Bisons in deep doo-doo

Follow dolly and better go gate,
those Russkie bombers ain't gonna wait

Two ABs it's a scalded a$$ pup,
but you get too slow, it'll pitch you up

I wish I flew a nukie like the VooDoo

Nice outlaw! good to see you have been proactive in your time away from here writing all these songs

yeh, I'm hoping to be a contestant on the voice with this material

a couple for the Navy,

I wish I flew a hotrod like the Mongoose,
turn with me and put your neck in that noose

Guns removed it could turn like a bat,
but could only radio, a gun's "rat-a-tat-tat"

I wish I flew a hotrod like the Mongoose

and,

I wish I flew a gunner like the F-8,
even with those not so docile trap traits

AIM-9s on the side-rails just fun,
came in handy with those jammed guns

I wish I flew a gunner like the F-8

(one more for gums)

I wish I had a map just like the Corsair,
never got lost and slowly finally got there

That turbofan just sipped the gas,
but it looked just like a large-mouthed bass

I wish I had a map just like the Corsair


Whew, I'm creatively exhausted.

Impressed with use of Large mouthed Bass there