Q: How do you get 20 Generals in the cockpit of an F-16?
A: Use a flamethrower and they'll all fit in the ashtray.

Q: How do you get 20 Crew Chiefs in the cockpit of an F-16?
A: Tell them there's a pretty girl holding a beer hiding behind the rudder pedals.

Q: How do you get a 2nd LT in the cockpit of an F-16?
A: 2 million dollars in training, written instructions, a crew bus, map, and a Crew Chief.

Q: How do you get a Crew Chief into the cockpit of an F-16?
A: You don't have to. They're born there - right under the seat.