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Was watching this earlier.

Top Gun Chicken: Will cross road shirtless while playing volleyball to cheesy sound track only to shoot down a black F-5 on the other side.

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Man, I need a new hobby.....

Ur taking this wahahaaay too seriously Poke

Yeah - SEALs would kick Spartan @ss, But mostly because they have firearms. And there would have to be like 4 more SEALs.
the Spartans would, however, make it through BUD/S - They had the same mentality, just different weapons. Read "Gates of Fire" - Steven Pressfield <technically fiction, but at least as accurate as anything else out there.

They should do THAT matchup on "Ultimate Warrior"

I been watching some Looney Tunes on YouTube so's I came up with these:

Bugs Chicken: Crosses roads while dressed as a female hunter
Daffy Chicken: Crosssing roadss is dessspicable
Elmer Chicken: Be vewy, vewy, quiet, I'm twying to cwoss the woad.
Yosemite Sam Chicken: The meanest chicken north, south, east, OR west of the Road.
Porky Chicken: St-st-stammers his way ac-ac-ac- over the road.
Wile E. Chicken: Attempts to cross the road, gets run over by a blue blur
Pepe Le Pew: mistakes fresh blacktop for a female skunk, gets run over.
Ralph and Sam: get almost across the road before the whistle blows.
Sylvester: Sufferin' Succotash, I'm a cat, I'm not crossin' no roads!
Tweety: I tot I taw a chicken cwossing the woad. I did, I did.
Witch Hazel: Chicken? heheheheheehheehe
Cecil: gets dozens of other chickens to take his place instead of crossing himself.

I'm not taking it seriously, it's an easy way to get my post count up.....

The Arlen Spector Chicken: Chicken that walked on the right side of the road for 29 years and then one day crossed the road to walk on the left side.

Swine Flu Chicken: US tried to keep it from crossing the road into TX

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tried

Little Green Chicken: Do or do not, there is no try, hmmmbagawk.

lol good one

16 year old Chinese Gymnast chicken: was actually 12 when she crossed the road

Typhoon driver chicken:
“Maybe they’ll come this way tomorrow.”

Eurofighter executive chicken:
“Call Marketing and have them come up with some more cool tactical sounding stuff.”

USAF ISR chicken providing BDA (fried chicken) to new COIN aircraft driver chicken:
“Wow. Sierra Hotel. You got 30 of them and 10 of us.”

Static display movement honcho chicken:
“The Highway Patrol wants cream filled donuts and latte.”

Eurofighter mid-level executive chicken:
“Give her a title like Head of Future Requirements Capture and some stiletto heels.”

OL

But what about all the TURTLES crossing the road, OL?? They are now feeling quite left out!
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But what about all the TURTLES crossing the road, OL?? They are now feeling quite left out!

Thats for the A-10 website

Eurofighter marketing adviser chicken:
“You know what happens to turtles crossing the road, Mandrake? They never see what hit them. AWACS, there’s the answer. More tea please.”

Eurofighter intern chicken:
“One question, sir. If that actually works, aren’t we buggering the NATO lads flying these things?”

Eurofighter marketing chicken:
“We have manoeuverability, they only have maneuverability.”

USN ISR commander chicken:
“Oh, I see now. I thought organic CAS was a seasoning.”

Mom & Pop Texas vacationing RV chickens:
“Pull over, dear. There’s a pickup truck and an F-16 that want to pass.”

OL

It must be the full moon......

Fred & Ethel chickens:
“Fred, did you see that pickup truck and fighter jet on the overpass.”
“No Ethel, what kind was it?”
“It was a Ford F-150, Fred.”
“No Ethel, I mean the fighter jet.”
“I’m not sure Fred, but I know it wasn’t a Block 50.”

CAS driver chicken:
“Cosmic flight checkin’ in with 4 LJDAMS, CBU-105 & 360 rounds of 25 mike-mike. Sure is dark out here.”
ISR FAC chicken:
“Cosmic, hold high and dry until we get the robots out of there. How’d you get past the Typhoons?”

AMARG aircraft storage official chicken:
“DOD says Zaire wants to buy all the A-7’s out here.”

“Moot” chicken:
“They keep getting redirected to F-16.net....”

I need help, OL

outlaw162 wrote:

It must be the full moon......

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I need help, OL

Quite the contrary, OL!! This is better stuff than most of the ones I've seen around the web! haha
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AMARG (Boneyard in Tucson) - We'll need to make sure we have the funding in place before the chicken crosses the road. Once across, the chicken will have to be drained/purged, prepped for disposal (feathers, hazmat, radiation, and classified removed). Secure chicken in the desert until it can be shredded in the hammermill.

Viper driver chicken instinctively crosses the road at a 20-30 degree angle and gets ticketed for jaywalking.

“Banger” chickens, Soprano chickens and Taliban chickens cross a number of roads to sign a mutual non-aggression pact and divvy up the rackets. Organization becomes known as the Cosa JiHood.

Zaire government chickens decide crossing the road won’t be necessary after all. False alarm.

F-35 chicken observes missile launch without having to cross any roads at all, including about 10 interstates.

F-16.net chickens suspect there are no F-16 pilot chickens crossing the road here. “Couple of A-7 guys and that’s about it.”

My nurse says this always seems to happen when I take my meds, especially the little blue ones.

OL

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