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Bill Clinton I did not cross the road with THAT chicken (though I wanted to). What is your definition of chicken?

THATS funny! much props, ptpl

didnt cross the road - just chilled on the sidewalk Wink

These are adapted from "economics with cows":

Socialsim: You have two chickens. You give one to your neighbor
Communism: You have two chickens. The government takes both and gives you eggs.
Fascism: You have two chickens. The government takes both and sells you eggs.
Nazism: You have two chickens. The government takes both and shoots you.

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John Kerry I supported the chicken crossing originally, but I don't now and I will never support it.

ptplauthor wrote:

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ptplauthor chicken: just jumped into the middle of a traffic-filled road (enemy-rich environment) by involving politics. Good luck....

hey meow what makes you think I'm a chicken? Do you see me crowin' at the sunrise? Do you see me struttin' around like the king of the barnyard? Do you see me eating corn?

And I didn't involve politics--I did not meowntion any parties or any of the candidates, or even the country, by name--I'm talking about poultry crossing a paved meowtor-vehicle right-of-way.

MEOW!

As Homer says: Wings mmmmmmm (just going off your tag line) Buffalo wings

Greece: You have two chickens. you don't know where they are. You take a nap.

Russia: you have two chickens. You count them and discover you have 5 chickens. You recount them and discover you have 37 chickens. You count them again and discover you have two chickens. You stop counting chickens and open another bottle of vodka.

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As Homer says: Wings mmmmmmm (just going off your tag line) Buffalo wings

Allow me to quote a famous philosopher:

I say boy, I say yas got it all wrong boy, buffalo don't have wings...they're Buffalo that live in Buffalo that buffalo other Buffalo buffalo

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ptplauthor chicken: just jumped into the middle of a traffic-filled road (enemy-rich environment) by involving politics. Good luck....

Same philosopher:
THIS - ah say - THIS CALLS FOR RETALIATION!

Don't you, I say don't you call ME a chicken -- you chicken!

Laughing

ptplauthor wrote:

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As Homer says: Wings mmmmmmm (just going off your tag line) Buffalo wings

Allow me to quote a famous philosopher:

I say boy, I say yas got it all wrong boy, buffalo don't have wings...they're Buffalo that live in Buffalo that buffalo other Buffalo buffalo

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ptplauthor chicken: just jumped into the middle of a traffic-filled road (enemy-rich environment) by involving politics. Good luck....

Same philosopher:
THIS - ah say - THIS CALLS FOR RETALIATION!

Don't you, I say don't you call ME a chicken -- you chicken!

Laughing

I think you just blew your argument, you see Leghorns take their name from the city of Leghorn, Italy, where they appear to have originated.

A Leghorn is a small, spritely, noisy bird with great style that likes to move about a lot. They are good foragers and can often glean much of their diet from ranging over fields and barnyards.

Leghorns are capable of considerable flight and often roost in trees if given the opportunity.

Leghorns and their descendants are the most numerous breed we have in America today.

The Leghorn has relatively large head furnishings (comb and wattles) and is noted for egg production. Leghorns rarely go broody. Laughing

Course now if you war Miz Prissy . . . . . .

Thank you, Kratt brothers....

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Thank you, Kratt brothers....

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guardbaby wrote:

2009 Chicken: For Chicken, press '1', por Pollo, numero '2'.

hahahaha... LMAO!

I may need an exorcism to get my “chicken” devil out. Head spin.

F-22 mission ready pilot chicken: “I’ve been looking back at T-38’s for so long, I forgot how the heck to attack anything.”

Staff puke chicken: “Yes, general, counting the 24 committed to Lead-in training, you’re down to 82 mission capable.”

Chinese hacker chicken: “Look how similar it is to an F-105. What are the Americans thinking?"

Lock-Mart IT security chicken: “Wang’s at it again.”

T-38 lead-in student chicken: “Sir, are you sure he has one engine in idle? I can’t seem to close.”

Florida panhandle EPA chicken: “We’ve struck an agreement with them. They will make all takeoffs in idle.”

F-35 SOF chicken: “Another one with hot brakes. That two mile taxi is a pain.”

F-35B student chicken: “D@mn, is it a button or a lever I’m looking for?

Future T-38 lead-in student: "Fox 2 on the T-39, nose down."

F-22 target pilot chicken on the radio to the T-38: "Okay, now I'm going to show you what a flare looks like."

T-38 pilot to SecDef VIP chicken in the backseat:: "So what do you think about more F-22's now, sir?"

Judge to East African pirate chicken: "They're not so much rules, as they are actual guidelines."

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ptplauthor chicken: "WTF is a Bravo Zulu? Is that like a Shaka Zulu?"

F-16.net moderator chicken: "Chickens who crow using non-standard acronyms will be introduced to the Chik-Fil-A representative at MPF."

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ptplauthor chicken: "WTF is a Bravo Zulu? Is that like a Shaka Zulu?"

F-16.net moderator chicken: "Chickens who crow using non-standard acronyms will be introduced to the Chik-Fil-A representative at MPF."

Bravo Zulu means "Good Job" it comes from old semaphore flag codes.

Oh and I ain't goin to MPF.

Cluck off... Poke

In the great tradition of Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, and Rowan & Martin.

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Laughing

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ptplauthor wrote:

Bravo Zulu means "Good Job" it comes from old semaphore flag codes.

Uh...oh...kay...So, sort of like how Papa Quebec would mean "Who Farted?", or Yankee Golf would mean "The Service Here Sucks!", right?

I quote Inigo Montoya from "The Princess Bride":

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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Uh...oh...kay...So, sort of like how Papa Quebec would mean "Who Farted?", or Yankee Golf would mean "The Service Here Sucks!", right?

Umm, er, nope, here's an article on how it started

http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq101-2.htm

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