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2009 Stimulus Chicken: Will give you money now to build the road to cross. We will then demand an investigation when it gives it self a bonus and found it never had crossed the road.

2008 Presidential Candidate Chicken #1: Before being allowed to cross the road, makes a promise that he will cross the road. As the Chicken is walking toward the road, he continues to say he will cross the road. When he is allowed to cross, he gets halfway across, stops and changes his mind, but does not notice the Mack truck speeding towards him.

2008 Presidential Candidate Chicken #2: Promises to walk to a crosswalk down the road before crossing said road. His plan is rejected. As he watches the Mack truck approach Chicken #1, says "See what happens when inexperienced chickens are allowed to cross the road?"

Sorry, not really that funny, but meh.

YF-16 Folding Falcon Chicken - "Look guys, No Wings!!"

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YF-16 Folding Falcon Chicken - "Look guys, No Wings!!"

Col. Saunders, after debrief, please report to base ops. During the investigation of your over G incident, maintenance have found your missing aerofoil’s in the honey wagon. Driver is en route to the hospital for decontamination.

ptplauthor wrote:

2008 Presidential Candidate Chicken #1: Before being allowed to cross the road, makes a promise that he will cross the road. As the Chicken is walking toward the road, he continues to say he will cross the road. When he is allowed to cross, he gets halfway across, stops and changes his mind, but does not notice the Mack truck speeding towards him.

2008 Presidential Candidate Chicken #2: Promises to walk to a crosswalk down the road before crossing said road. His plan is rejected. As he watches the Mack truck approach Chicken #1, says "See what happens when inexperienced chickens are allowed to cross the road?"

Sorry, not really that funny, but meh.

I call Fowl on this

I agree, there must have been some sort of fowl play involved in the decision on which chicken should cross the road.

ptplauthor chicken: just jumped into the middle of a traffic-filled road (enemy-rich environment) by involving politics. Good luck....

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ptplauthor chicken: just jumped into the middle of a traffic-filled road (enemy-rich environment) by involving politics. Good luck....

hey meow what makes you think I'm a chicken? Do you see me crowin' at the sunrise? Do you see me struttin' around like the king of the barnyard? Do you see me eating corn?

And I didn't involve politics--I did not meowntion any parties or any of the candidates, or even the country, by name--I'm talking about poultry crossing a paved meowtor-vehicle right-of-way.

MEOW!

lol - I made a chicken joke based on your situation. thought that was a given....

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I made a chicken joke based on your situation. thought that was a given....

And what makes you think it's an "enemy-rich environment?" There are no enemies here--even if they have differing viewpoints, that does not make them enemies. (besides, Hollywood spent eight years making fun of the last POTUS, but I'm guessing they'll be too afraid to make fun of this one)

French Air Force fighter chicken in ODS: Instead of crossing the road, turns around and crosses another road, claiming that it is still helping out the road crossing effort.

(Based it on that YouTube vid of the pilot at Red Flag--the one who's supposedly bashing the Indian Air Force)

France fully and bravely supported ODS.

OL

I know they did some good things, but the stuff I've read from Gen. Horner said they weren't too happy initially with being under US control:

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[if France enters the war] they will come under US command and control....but with allowances for French fears

-Gen. Chuck Horner in Every Man a Tiger, pg.251
(they must not have heard Germany's on their side now Very Happy

)

Here's the video the Indian media said was blasting their Air Force, at 1:28 the Colonel giving the briefing talks about what the French were doing with their air force: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6AkCredy-o

I saw a briefing on YouTube from during the War where Gen. Schwarzkopf they did pull a good maneuver in the ground war.

I still have some festering resentment for them pulling out of NATO, just never seemed right that they should pull their military out of an organization that will prevent unfriendly soldiers marching down the Champs Elysses.
(I'll edit my post so it's only their Air Force since the French ground troops did cross the correct road.)

Microsoft Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

VB6 Chicken (v1.0, no beta test):
txt_Chicken_loc.text=cross(Chicken, Road)

Function cross(Chicken as vbBird, Road1 as Road) As String
If Road1.traffic=0 then
Chicken.move=2
Else
Chicken.move=0
End If
If Chicken.move<>0 Then
cross="Success"
Else: cross="Fail"
End If
ptplauthor.nerd=true 'And Don't you forget it!
End Function

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Microsoft Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

lol - I love it LMAO

This one is not mine and it is with cows, but it is good:

VENTURE CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

Again - sorry about the cow thing, but it was too elaborate to pass up.

Blackwater Chicken: Only crosses the road when paid to, does whatever he wants while on the other side.

Stock Market Chicken: Knowing when, and when NOT, to cross the road

Media Chicken: would rather do stories on the chicken's feathers, appearance, and attitude, as opposed to whether or not he even made it across the road.

Navy SEALS Chicken: takes out roosters from other side of road with perfectly aimed shot, gets their hostage safely back across the road.

Go SEALS!

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Navy SEALS Chicken: takes out roosters from other side of road with perfectly aimed shot, gets their hostage safely back across the road.

The SEALs are the Roosters, the pirates are capons. Very Happy

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Go SEALS!

As my Grandpa would say "Bravo Zulu! SEALs"

AIG Chicken requests public funding to continue road crossing, then takes the money and walks away--the money is never seen again.
The View Chickens bokbokbokBaGAAAWK
Martha Stewart No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Bill Clinton I did not cross the road with THAT chicken (though I wanted to). What is your definition of chicken?
Algor[/] I invented chickens.
[b]My Grandpa Back in my day, someone told us a chicken crossed the road, we didn't ask why.

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