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Okay , I just signed up after 28yrs of flight test and production of the F-16 propulsion systems and the various prototypes, CCV, AFTI, VISTA, XL, etc. Take an easy with the questions, as I am still in a little shock on how an SME like me just got LAID OFF!

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F16JOAT,

Sorry to hear you got laid off, but glad you found your way here - welcome aboard F-16.net Smile

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Always happy to have someone with good (unclassified) knowledge to share.

Best of luck Thumb

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Yeah, if you're gonna spill the classified info, it's better to just p.m. parrothead and me, rather than put it out for general consumption. Cheers

Thanks Guy's but classified will stay classified and it's not part of the "PAYBACK TIME" deal. However, I will manage to dig up more factual stories that can escape this area of confinement.

Thanks for the welcome and hope to see many more responses as time goes by.
Beer

Howdy!

Welcome aboard. Looking forward to hearing from you around the site. Cheers

Welcome to F-16.net, F16JOAT! Nice to have one more Viper professional aboard! Cool

Same here. Interested to hear some of your experiences but yeah, no classified stuff.

So...can you please explain, in detail, with pictures if possible, how to manufacture a nuclear weapon and delivery device using nothing more than bubble gum, windex, jackalope ears, and a box of matches?

Sorry, couldn't help it Smile

Welcome, and looking forward to what you have to add to the site!

Disclaimer: No jackalopes are actually intended to be harmed in any responses to this question.

Must be a previously dead set of jackalope ears! Thumb

Guess now seems like a good time to introduce myself. I'll just say that I am truly envious of most of you. I'm not a pilot, but the F-16 is truly a love of mine. My first taste of it was when I watched Iron Eagle as a kid...a week later my dad was helping me put together a 1:36 scare model of the F-16C Block 50. So needless to say, I love that jet, and my true dream is to sit in the cockpit of one of them. Oh well, anyway, I love this site, and I figured I would introduce myself to the people who are living a dream! haha.

There aren't a lot of movies that include our aircraft, but keep searching. Iron Eagle is a classic but can lead to a rude awakening.

haha...believe me...i know the difference between movie and reality. Please, 1 F-16 taking out an entire squadron of jets? BULL! Still, it was my fave F-16 movie. Any others you might recommend that are better? or just damn good?

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So...can you please explain, in detail, with pictures if possible, how to manufacture a nuclear weapon and delivery device using nothing more than bubble gum, windex, jackalope ears, and a box of matches?

JACKALOPE EARS?????
I can see the other ingredients, but JACKALOPE EARS????
WTF

Tim wrote:

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So...can you please explain, in detail, with pictures if possible, how to manufacture a nuclear weapon and delivery device using nothing more than bubble gum, windex, jackalope ears, and a box of matches?

JACKALOPE EARS?????
I can see the other ingredients, but JACKALOPE EARS????
WTF

It makes perfect sense. The US was the first, by almost all accounts, to have nukes ready. Jackalopes are native to the American mid/south west. The first nukes were tested in the mid/southwest. Its the secret ingredient that got us the weapons first, and made ours the most powerfull.

Forum: Introduce Yourself

Now it's payback time!