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 Posted: Feb 22, 2007 - 07:57 AM
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I just got this one in an email and just had to share it - I still can't stop laughing, especially after the picture  !!!
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Hey everyone; pray for me.
I have to go to New Orleans on business for a few days. I know there's a lot of crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, prostitution, truency in public schools, and the highest crime rate. I'm really worried about my stay there.
Then I called an old friend I knew who lived there, Jack, and he told me:
"I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice hotel, go to your places of business, mind your own P's & Q's, keep your wild night life to a minimum, and it's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
I made a sigh of relief, relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it." Then I asked him: "by the way, what do you do for a living now?"
"Me?" said Jack.
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
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Posted: Feb 22, 2007 - 03:54 PM
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| Isn’t that a violation of international law? j/k |
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Tim
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Posted: Apr 02, 2007 - 02:29 AM
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Do they have any openings? I could use another job with a pucker factor.  |
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If you're in a fair fight, Your tactics suck !!
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parrothead
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Posted: Apr 02, 2007 - 08:12 AM
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Rumor has it that there are openings for the new Baghdad, Tikrit, and Fallujah distribution centers with possible plans for further expansion into Tehran  ! |
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Tim
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Posted: Apr 03, 2007 - 03:21 AM
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| That's what I call a target rich environment. |
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parrothead
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Posted: Apr 03, 2007 - 08:07 AM
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Tim wrote:
That's what I call a target rich environment.
Yep . Just think - it may not be an ambulance, but can you imagine just how fiercely that truck would be defended in an attack? I mean, it's the beer truck for heaven's sake ! |
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Tim
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Posted: Apr 03, 2007 - 08:12 AM
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parrothead
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Posted: Apr 03, 2007 - 08:40 AM
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| And if you really want to see a reaction, tell the Navy pilots it's theirs if they can take it ! |
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Tim
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Posted: Apr 03, 2007 - 08:46 AM
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| And here I thought the Navy only drank tea |
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parrothead
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Posted: Apr 03, 2007 - 08:51 AM
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| Sure, as long as there's booze mixed in ! Just think of how much they love those "Steel Beach" parties aboard ship - I hear the beer's guarded very heavily while onboard . |
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