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DesignAndConquer
PostPosted: Sep 06, 2006 - 10:15 AM Reply with quote Back to top
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I think the title says it all:

10. Don't have to spend hours in the mall looking for accessories. The life support shop provides everything she needs.

9. Arguments are a lot shorter because you both use acronyms to insult each other.

8. She insists on buying a stroller with a gold plated canopy and the baby's name and callsign stenciled on the side.

7. A conversation about boom vs probe-n-drogue refueling turns into a night of dirty talking.

6. Her occupation takes her from 0-600mph in 18 seconds.

5. She brings you souvenirs from deployments in the travel pod. Everything was frozen but its the thought that counts.

4. She looks gorgeous in an evening gown or in a flightsuit.

3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.

2. If she ever shoots down an enemy jet, you can spend the next 10 years telling everyone you meet "That was my wife!"

And the number one reason to marry a female fighter pilot:

1. She followed you into the men's room at the bar.

If I missed something, please add it Smile

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DesignAndConquer wrote:

9. Arguments are a lot shorter because you both use acronyms to insult each other.

8. She insists on buying a stroller with a gold plated canopy and the baby's name and callsign stenciled on the side.

3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.


LMAO LMAO LMAO

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3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.



LMAO LMAO Guaranteed to work every time

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#1 reason: You're a combat pilot too!
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Youre a combat pilot too


the kids would be psychotic.....

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skyhigh wrote:
#1 reason: You're a combat pilot too!


1. Who would get the last word?

2. What would the Dos Gringo's say?
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asiatrails wrote:

1. Who would get the last word?


Can you imagine your wife pulling rank!

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PhillyGuy wrote:
asiatrails wrote:

1. Who would get the last word?


Can you imagine your wife pulling rank!


In real life she always does. Have you ever thought you won an argument, only to have it come back many years later?
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DesignAndConquer wrote:

If I missed something, please add it Smile

I think you should replace number one with:

1: She kept begging for more stick time. Wink Twisted Evil Cool In Love

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ATFS_Crash wrote:
DesignAndConquer wrote:

If I missed something, please add it Smile

I think you should replace number one with:

1: She kept begging for more stick time. Wink Twisted Evil Cool In Love



As long as she does not control the rudder with spurs !!!
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To give birth and train the next generation of fighter pilots.
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if she flies the eagle, and you fly the viper you can do your own 1v1 DACT! Wink
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