1. Honest Chief, it was already broke... (one pilot tired this one at Hahn)
2. What does this button do?
3. Sorry about starting the EPU Chief... (no need to say anything to a crew chief when this one happens)
4. I had it on the wing when I started... (something a pilot might say when they drop the 370's by accident)
5. Chief, sorry for leaving the piddle pack and barf bag in the jet...