There is also something screwy going on with the tops of each screen- multiple columns of what says "float(1220275314) float(1220258785) float(1220254669) float(1220251174) float(1220244623) float(1220244391) float(1220222679)".
That's just the one from this screen, some have whole paragraphs of considerable size!
Why is the vodka gone?
Why is the vodka always gone... oh- that's why!
Hide the vodka!!!