Understanding USAF Crew Chiefs [joke]

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Unread post26 Mar 2007, 23:26

Makes me damn proud to say I was a crew chief :thumb:
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Unread post27 Mar 2007, 01:22

A pompous minister was seated next to a Crew Chief on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Crew Chief asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Crew Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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Unread post27 Mar 2007, 08:17

:lmao: You guys are killing me!!
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Unread post27 Mar 2007, 15:18

That is good.... :oops:
More than likely have "been there and done that at some point", it sure keeps you young if done correctly
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Unread post21 Jun 2007, 14:52

An old crew chief was sitting at a bar when a cute young thing slid into the seat next to him.

"When was the last time you were laid?, she asked.

"1945", the crew chief replied.

"Oh My God, that's terrible.", she said.

"Not really", the crew chief continued.

"It's only 2025 right now."
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Unread post26 Jun 2007, 13:54

USAF Mechanic Saves Pilot's Life

Las Vegas, NV, May 25, 2007- Air Force SSgt Robert E. Smith has been nominated for an Air Force Acheivement Medal. Smith, an F-16 Crew Chief assigned to Nellis AFB, Nevada is credited for saving the life of pilot.

Captain Bob "Flash" McCormack, an Air Force Fighter Pilot with the 309th Fighter Squadron narrowly escaped serious injury recently when he attempted horseback riding with no prior experience. He mounted the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately began moving. As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the pilot began to slip sideways from the saddle. Although attempting to grab for the horse's mane he could not get a firm grip. He then threw his arms around the horse's neck but continued to slide down the side of the horse.

The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, losing his grip, the Captain attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. His foot became entangled in the stirrup, and he was at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head and upper body repeatedly struck the ground.

Moments away from unconsciousness and being trampled or beaten to death, to his great fortune SSgt Smith was shopping at Wal-Mart, saw him and quickly unplugged the horse.
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Unread post26 Jun 2007, 21:53

LMAO :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Unread post08 Jul 2007, 23:17

I think I wrote this one once before, but what the hey!

An A-10 crew chief is standing on the flightline admiring his work. An F-16 crew chief walks up and says "Hey, watcha doin?"
the A-10 crew chief says "Just admiring my jet" The F-16 crew chief points out to his bird (loaded out for the morning sortie) and says " Now thats what a real fighter aircraft should look like, look at all those munitions hanging on that beauty" He then directs his attention to the A-10 and notices the centerline station empty on the A-10. He asks the crewchief "what's that station used for?"
The A-10 crewchief says "Thats where we hang the F-16's"
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Unread post08 Jul 2007, 23:46

Whats really funny is that you could substitute loaders in just about every joke
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Unread post09 Jul 2007, 14:04

viperloader wrote:Whats really funny is that you could substitute loaders in just about every joke


Not really. :?
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Unread post10 Jul 2007, 00:03

PILOT: "How's the plane fly, chief?":D
CREW CHIEF: "You get the ground speed up, then pull the stick back. Someone should have mentioned this to you by now." :roll:
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Unread post10 Jul 2007, 08:18

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :applause: :lmao: :notworthy: GREAT ONES!!!
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Unread post11 Jul 2007, 05:59

ViperKeeper wrote:
viperloader wrote:Whats really funny is that you could substitute loaders in just about every joke


Not really. :?

I'm sorry, not everybody can be a bomb loader. If this is the first time you've heard these jokes and think they were written about crew chiefs, you're sadly mistaken.
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Unread post11 Jul 2007, 15:16

viperloader wrote:
ViperKeeper wrote:
viperloader wrote:Whats really funny is that you could substitute loaders in just about every joke


Not really. :?

I'm sorry, not everybody can be a bomb loader. If this is the first time you've heard these jokes and think they were written about crew chiefs, you're sadly mistaken.


BUSTED! Our secret is out in the open. Us Crew Chiefs can't read or write. :doh: :shrug: :notworthy:
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Unread post13 Jul 2007, 00:18

Huh. I guess it is Air Force wide. Cee, lodaers and krew cheefs are simmalar
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