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Unread post16 Jul 2009, 05:02

vinnie wrote:As for the Hurricanes, you can leave your Miami degree on the dash of your car and park in the Handicapped parking spaces.


Hey Vinnie, what does a University of Florida grad say to a Miami grad?

"Would you like fries with your order?"

What does a Florida State grad say to anyone?

"Uh...I uh...Football...um...Natural Lite...uh...chop...uh...Go Noles!
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Unread post22 Jul 2009, 23:08

This one was definitely a MUST POST! :lol:
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Unread post26 Jul 2009, 21:35

One more...my base's Wing Stan/Eval likes to close their safety/mishap briefings with this very slide:
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Unread post14 Aug 2009, 02:46

Some more that made me chuckle... :lmao:
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Unread post14 Aug 2009, 17:32

The "Iranian Airspace" one is good, but they might have chosen a picture of a Hornet with some air-to-air stuff on it instead of just HARM's. On second thought, the gun is probably all that will be required. :)
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Unread post15 Aug 2009, 15:41

And a few more...
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Unread post15 Aug 2009, 15:46

(Had to break them up somewhat) :cheers: TEG
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Unread post15 Aug 2009, 20:15

Pretty good stuff there...One minor correction, though: the C-17 became operational in 93, not 91.

I do agree, however..."The ol' Gunny" for SecDef! :thumb:
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Unread post18 Aug 2009, 03:27

One I ginned up. Don't know who to credit for the pic. Found it on the web with no author.
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Unread post20 Feb 2010, 14:56

Nice thread.....I love these.
Geaux Saints!!!
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Unread post07 Mar 2010, 04:47

try deeze...
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Unread post07 Mar 2010, 04:51

and these
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Unread post04 Aug 2010, 04:24

God!@!!, I love the one on McPeak.

Took a great uniform and turned us into bus drivers.

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Unread post04 Aug 2010, 05:13

Yeah, the Navy went back to the dress khakis, and the Army is consolodating to just the dress blues. We were supposed to go back to a 4-pocket coat, but the leadership has mothballed it, at least temporarily. I do hope they reconsider...but with no Elvis collar and no overbelts like they tried with the test uniform.

Problem with Overbelts...People typically get fatter with age. The AF unfortunately has too many fat people. An overbelt on these folks will look like bread dough baking. The overbelt will be screaming for mercy!

Problem with Elvis Collars...With the current coat lapel, our ribbons are hard enough to see, especially the ones that you're most proud of. Those always seem to be the first ones to get covered up by the service coat. An Elvis Collar would only make the problem worse.

At least a CSAF following McPeak had enough sense to get rid of the Navy-style sleeve boards for officers. Those were effin' STOO-PID!
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Unread post04 Aug 2010, 05:38

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And how about the new space age Air Force symbol replacing the old Hap Arnold one.

What the Hell ever happened to tradition????

THe folks who design these things ought to take lessons from the Marines who haven't changed their uniform in a thousand years.

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