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Unread post03 Jun 2018, 04:02

LMFAO...

Am guessing most of you already are familiar with these guys. Had no idea they were F-35 fans...

Take an F-16, stir in A-7, dollop of F-117, gob of F-22, dash of F/A-18, sprinkle with AV-8B, stir well + bake. Whaddya get? F-35.
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Unread post03 Jun 2018, 04:03

steve2267 wrote:LMFAO...

Am guessing most of you already are familiar with these guys. Had no idea they were F-35 fans...




I'll let Blind do the Weed honors...
Take an F-16, stir in A-7, dollop of F-117, gob of F-22, dash of F/A-18, sprinkle with AV-8B, stir well + bake. Whaddya get? F-35.
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Unread post03 Jun 2018, 19:17

I wish I flew a classic like the Sabre,
built before your mom went into labor

No fancy radar, flew during the day,
shot down MiGs the old fashioned way

I wish I flew a classic like the Sabre

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Unread post03 Jun 2018, 22:43

Hahahahah
"Spurts"

-Pilot
-Aerospace Engineer
-Army Medic
-FMS Systems Engineer
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Unread post04 Jun 2018, 17:44

try this,

I wish I flew a Phantom with a gun pod,
fired my missiles, and they all missed, oh god

Off the boat with four by four,
those Air Force dudes they carry more

We're Top Gun trained but they have more fun,
'cause they've got that freakin' gun

I wish I flew a Phantom with a gun pod

(and for gums)

I wish I flew a nukie like the VooDoo,
all those Bears and Bisons in deep doo-doo

Follow dolly and better go gate,
those Russkie bombers ain't gonna wait

Two ABs it's a scalded a$$ pup,
but you get too slow, it'll pitch you up

I wish I flew a nukie like the VooDoo
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Unread post04 Jun 2018, 17:50

Nice outlaw! good to see you have been proactive in your time away from here writing all these songs :D
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Unread post04 Jun 2018, 19:34

yeh, I'm hoping to be a contestant on the voice with this material

a couple for the Navy,

I wish I flew a hotrod like the Mongoose,
turn with me and put your neck in that noose

Guns removed it could turn like a bat,
but could only radio, a gun's "rat-a-tat-tat"

I wish I flew a hotrod like the Mongoose

and,

I wish I flew a gunner like the F-8,
even with those not so docile trap traits

AIM-9s on the side-rails just fun,
came in handy with those jammed guns

I wish I flew a gunner like the F-8

(one more for gums)

I wish I had a map just like the Corsair,
never got lost and slowly finally got there

That turbofan just sipped the gas,
but it looked just like a large-mouthed bass

I wish I had a map just like the Corsair


Whew, I'm creatively exhausted. :shock:
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Unread post04 Jun 2018, 20:10

Impressed with use of Large mouthed Bass there :D

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