Forum: General

An Air Force Fighter Pilot - dressed to kill in his dress blues - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the captain and asked him, "Are you a fighter pilot?"

To which he replied, "Well, I fly F-16s every single day of the week, so I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."

A short while later she left, and the fighter pilot ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a fighter pilot?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

Smitty

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replace pilot with crew chief and flying with launching..old joke

I knew it was a rehash of an old joke when I read the first sentence. Everybody knows fighter pilots wear their flight suits into bars. How else can they keep up with the maintainers???

Q: How do you know when a fighter pilot walks into the bar?
A: He'll tell you.

Hahahaha, that is funny, even though they say it's an oldie. But hey, it was funny

Forum: General

F-16 Fighter pilot goes int a bar.....