Forum: Air Force Life

How to Destroy Your Career in three easy steps.

1. Go to work naked.

2. Have someone take your picture.

3. Let the Chief find out.

The chief lost his mind over this. He read 11 people their rights and
they all lawyered up. The chief confiscated a bunch of cameras (not
before the pics got put on laptops of course) The kid asked everyone if
they minded, including the aircrew and super, no one cared. There's a
huge cluster **** with it. Apparently every lawyer in the AOR plus a few
extras have to be flown in for this.

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What ever happened to: "What goes on the road, stays on the road"

But.... He broke Rule #1: Make sure there's no evidence of you being a dumba$$
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Lawyers..... gimme a break, those freaking pencil pushers need to spend their time working on real CRIMINALS! I dont know why but it just irks me when big guys get bent out of shape over stuff like this. Whatever he's 20 years old acting like a fool and asked everyone before he did it, big deal. That Cheif needs to remember when he was young and get rid of his superiority complex for just a sec Bang Head

.........ok deep breaths..........ok im cool now what were we talking about? Cool

You have to be kidding me, this chief had better not go to Europe, I've seen things... Laughing

That's just "Klinger" still trying for his section 8....... Crazy Pilot

We had a guy back in 1974 streak the flight line right in front of the base commander who was in his jet. He ran the length of the line wearing nothing but a fighter pilot helmet and combat boots. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life!! The BC taxied out so fast I thought the poor nose strut on his Thud was gonna bend. He flew around for about 15 minutes with burner and boards, landed, and had a letter posted that same afternoon that the next streaker would be summarily fired. NO sense of HUMOUR!!! The culprit never did get caught, but everyone in maintenance knew who he was. He ended up retiring as a Chief.

HAs anyone heard the outcome of this stunt?????

I remember mooning the Wing Commander (along with the rest of the squadron that Chief Ed Hardy ordered out to the flightline) as he returned from a deployment. Two rows of troops, pants around our ankles, and the CC loved every minute of it.

Best Regards,

I got that pic early last year. ...there are 4 total in the email I got.. The one where he is marshalling is great.

We can’t even bring our cell phones to the flightline because of distraction it may cause … definitely don’t need this type of buffoonery out there.

I was confused. I thought it was another guy tasked to try out another uniform test. Laughing

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I was confused. I thought it was another guy tasked to try out another uniform test. Laughing

I agree it has to be an early version of the California alternative lifestyle uniform, I believe that ramp rash was identified as a problem Doh

Dammit, why did I have to look at the picture?! Why couldn't it have been some little blonde who decided to drop her panties for the camera? If it had been me, I would've at least worked on my tan first...or maybe that's just the Florida beach bum in me.

You kidding me? The paleness only adds to the humor. Or maybe its because I've had too many Tsingtaos in me that makes it funny...er. Laughing

Oh, I'm not saying it isn't funny, I'm just saying what I would've done. Laughing

...or rather, WOULDN'T have done. Wink

Forum: Air Force Life

How to destroy your career