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PostPosted: Jun 15, 2008 - 05:42 AM Reply with quote Back to top
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151. The proper way to report to my Commander is “Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir” not “You can't prove a thing!”

Hahaha Must try this one some time. Cheers LMAO

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55. An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does *not* involve fruit.

Whats the story behind this one as well??

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41." Installed cat" is not a corrective action for "mouse in cockpit" discrepancy
Speaking from experience Embarassed

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41." Installed cat" is not a corrective action for "mouse in cockpit" discrepancy
Speaking from experience Embarassed


Neither is R&R driver - airframe.

I suppose the catch here is that you want to cash in your life insurance policy and win a Darwin award at the same time

22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.


This is why the USMC considers everyone else weird:

200. My chain of command is not interested in why I “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)

209. An airsickness bag is to be used for airsickness *only*. (Also not a Skippy-ism...this was the same dinner.)
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