Forum: F-16 Design & Construction

a jihadist had an English speaking friend log on here (or to another site) to figure out if a viper can accelerate while at 9gz as he's modifying a MANPAD to match those perimeters.

GTA its your turn to post the same data for the J10, fair is fair.

GASP! Here we go agin.......

OK, all bombs are "atomic bombs". You see, these little doofers (very very small things called "atoms") make up larger doofers that we call molecules. Put the right combo of molecules together and you get what we Air Pirates like - napalm, 500 pound daisy cutters (the ones with the noze fuze extender to create a cloud of sharpnel at waist level - damn, but I loved those), and really big bombs.

Then we have the nuke-u-lar bombs. Or "devices", as we in the secret world refer to them. Or maybe "the physics package", or the "gadget". Hell, the damned things are BOMBS!!!

The nukes don't work like other "atomic" bombs. The clever folks at Sandia and Las Alomos have figured out how to work with doofers even smaller than those atoms we talked about. No kidding. They can put so many of those doofers on a pinhead that even the angels have plenty of room to dance. I ain't kidding, and trust me, I know about these things (never met a real angel, though). How they place all of them on the head of a pin is a closely held secret that real men have died for in order to learn the trick.

So the secret is to get those really, really small doofers to join together with the slightly larger ones real quick. And they have to be the right kind, or all you get is a lump of dangerous stuff that will give you cancer and all the other folks within a mile or so. The theory is that these things don't really like each other. So the slightly larger ones split and produce more of the tiny ones, which then try to join with their kin, producing even more of the really small doofers. In the process, energy is produced because, and get this, I ain't making this up, even smaller doofers, and I mean smaller than the angels' "you know what" , turn into energy. If we have a zillion of these things turn into energy, then we get a really large "bang" for the buck, so to speak.

If all works well, you get a humongous explosion. The kind I really like, but couldn't use in 'nam due to politics.

So there you have it.

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