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DesignAndConquer
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 Posted: Sep 06, 2006 - 10:15 AM
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I think the title says it all:
10. Don't have to spend hours in the mall looking for accessories. The life support shop provides everything she needs.
9. Arguments are a lot shorter because you both use acronyms to insult each other.
8. She insists on buying a stroller with a gold plated canopy and the baby's name and callsign stenciled on the side.
7. A conversation about boom vs probe-n-drogue refueling turns into a night of dirty talking.
6. Her occupation takes her from 0-600mph in 18 seconds.
5. She brings you souvenirs from deployments in the travel pod. Everything was frozen but its the thought that counts.
4. She looks gorgeous in an evening gown or in a flightsuit.
3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.
2. If she ever shoots down an enemy jet, you can spend the next 10 years telling everyone you meet "That was my wife!"
And the number one reason to marry a female fighter pilot:
1. She followed you into the men's room at the bar.
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Posted: Sep 06, 2006 - 10:50 PM
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JeremyIAFpilot
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Posted: Sep 07, 2006 - 05:48 PM
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Exellent!!!!!!!
The problem is that I'm rally sorry for the baby...LOL
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seat_dreamer
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Posted: Sep 11, 2006 - 09:23 AM
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DesignAndConquer wrote:
9. Arguments are a lot shorter because you both use acronyms to insult each other.
8. She insists on buying a stroller with a gold plated canopy and the baby's name and callsign stenciled on the side.
3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.
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thegreekness
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Posted: Mar 10, 2009 - 05:24 PM
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Posted: Mar 10, 2009 - 10:31 PM
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3. You would never be tempted to cheat because you know she can put a GBU-10 through the bedroom window.
Guaranteed to work every time |
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skyhigh
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Posted: Mar 18, 2009 - 12:22 AM
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| #1 reason: You're a combat pilot too! |
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thegreekness
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Posted: Mar 18, 2009 - 12:40 AM
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Youre a combat pilot too
the kids would be psychotic..... |
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asiatrails
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Posted: Mar 18, 2009 - 04:08 AM
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skyhigh wrote:
#1 reason: You're a combat pilot too!
1. Who would get the last word?
2. What would the Dos Gringo's say? |
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Posted: Mar 20, 2009 - 03:03 AM
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asiatrails wrote:
1. Who would get the last word?
Can you imagine your wife pulling rank! |
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asiatrails
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Posted: Mar 20, 2009 - 03:28 AM
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PhillyGuy wrote:
asiatrails wrote:
1. Who would get the last word?
Can you imagine your wife pulling rank!
In real life she always does. Have you ever thought you won an argument, only to have it come back many years later? |
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Posted: Mar 23, 2009 - 04:19 PM
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asiatrails
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Posted: Mar 24, 2009 - 12:32 AM
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ATFS_Crash wrote:
DesignAndConquer wrote:
If I missed something, please add it
I think you should replace number one with:
1: She kept begging for more stick time.    
As long as she does not control the rudder with spurs !!! |
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skyhigh
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Posted: Mar 24, 2009 - 02:20 PM
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| To give birth and train the next generation of fighter pilots. |
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irishlad
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Posted: May 23, 2011 - 12:46 PM
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if she flies the eagle, and you fly the viper you can do your own 1v1 DACT!
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