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I guess some unlucky Viper driver will get a lump of coal in his stocking this year.

Hey Santa, you might wanna stick it a little lower to the deck this Christmas! Just remember to do some jinking when you get to the American Southeast, as you'll want to avoid any shotgun-wielding rednecks.

Beers, MiGs, and Reindeer were made to be pounded!

In the press release from the RDAF, they stated something to the effect of 'it's cheaper to pay damages so that he can get a new raindeer, than having to deliver the gifts ourselves' Very Happy

I think it would be a nice afterthought if the RDAF replaced Santa's Reindeer with a Viper. Im sure Santa would be very appreciative as he would be able to deliver gifts much faster. He could strap the gifts onto a HARM missile (With the warhead removed of course) so that he may aim it near perfectly down the chimnee (sp?) and into children's homes!

-Aaron

We have to consider ROE before we make an accurate assesment of this encounter. Had Rudolph been aware, he could've used his 50000 MW nose-laser and the result might have been different.

Oh yeah, you dont wanna get on the wrong side of that designator beacon. But isnt santas slay kinda stealthy, HMMMM. Looking forward to the rematch.

BTW, look out for that super cool E.L.F. technology. You wouldn't belleave what they can do with ice. LMAO

Newbie Joined: Aug 02, 2004 Posts: 10 Status: Offline

That Sleigh is one dangerous opponent. It was designed and built specificaly for Field Marshal Santa Claus by E.L.F. Acionics ltd. The thing itself is quite a marvel it's reindeer integrated fusion reactors produce enough energy to power the sleighs anti-gravity field. It's capable of any maneuver that Santa Claus is able to physically handle however as he is not currently in peek physical condition this is rather limited.

The entire sleigh system is completley invisible to all IR and Radar sensors it also has a cloaking system available that can be used for 24 hours but takes and entire year to recharge.

So far noone has been able to intercept the Sleigh but a Russian general came closest on December 26th 1964 in northern siberia attempted a high altitude intercept after his son had recieved a damaged toy for christmas. Santa on his way back to the north pole after delivering presents to all the children was so tired that he didn't notice the threat warning system going off.

Air force general Ivan Varudin had launched 2 nuclear tipped SA-2 missiles in the direction of Santa Claus. One missile detonated withing a kilometers of the sleigh some kind of force shield on the sleigh however appeared to protect it from the forces of destruction and it managed to limp back to his mystical hideout in the north pole.

However it is said that the following year santas sleigh looked quite different and there always seemed to be a blizzard over northern siberia after that time.

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