Forum: Off-topic

Q: If an Iranian 'cruise missile' falls in the Strait of Hormuz and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?

A: No but Yes; no it only makes a quiet splash but yes the sound of oil companies raising the cost of gas by the time we wake the next AM.

So if I launch an 'anti-naval cruise missile-missile' from my back yard, put it on Utube, and brandish all of it's advanced features to the press....

Did I not to mention it's being modified by thousands of engineers and minimum wage workers in 3rd world countries to be oil-tanker mountable?

100% Autonomous, it can be fired from air, ground and ship. It is equipped with digital auto-pilot, anti-jamming radar technology and is programmable. It can detect and find its target skimming the sea at low altitudes and destroy them. High ranking military officials say that production of such weapons is exclusive to TEG inc and that he and his allies are the only private citizens with such capabilities to extend them to private oil shipping companies.

May have plagiarized that a bit? http://www.informationdissemination.net ... ssile.html
(Where is this all over the 6 o-clock news!?!) WTF

I plan to have the entire world's oil tankers modified with my missile by 8AM tomorrow morning and will have completely protected every oil ship at sea. The world's oil supply is under my protection and is guaranteed safe!

Doh

I don't hear the prices going back down.

Would it have help if I showed a video of a missile actually hitting something?

TEG

Thanks, I feel better.

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Is that the Photoshopped missile?

Don't we have a sub assigned to pick up all the missiles Iran drops in their Gulf? Devil