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sark0y
PostPosted: Sep 13, 2011 - 10:32 PM Reply with quote Back to top
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Dear Friends, i've run this thread just to post anecdotes, funny stories & so on Very Happy

Anecdote wrote:

Question: could prostitute fall lower than she is?
Answer: No the least doubt! For that, she has to become a politician.

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Question: How do you know when a politician is lying?

Answer: Their lips are moving.

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What do ya do when ya bury a (insert villain here) in a standing pose in concrete and it only comes up to his/her neck?

- Get more concrete. Wink

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JoeSambor wrote:
Question: How do you know when a politician is lying?

Answer: Their lips are moving.

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Hahaha this one is absolutely terrific! Love this one, thanks a lot for sharing!

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