Have you seen Skippy's List on the internet? I here by start Chippie's List.
Examples:
1. When applying face paint you cannot imitate KISS.
2. Do not address the commander as "Mom".
3. Do not use the phrase "This is all BULLSHIT!" during an Article 15 hearing.
4. Do not park your car in the ditch in front of the Security Police desk.
5. Opening a bar while the C-130 is in flight is forbidden.
6. You cannot run a bar out of your dorm room and undercut the prices at the NCO club.
7. M-80's will not be lit and then flushed.
8. Do not refer to the German cleaning ladies as KGB officers.
9. When launching the airplane, Nazi salutes are not authorized.
10. When doing a maintenance run, it is not authorized to "run her up" to blow the softball back into play and there by ruin a perfectly good home run.
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