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It was near time for the relief pilot to take over when the stewardess came to report the relief pilot was weak and in a sweat, maybe pneumonia. Over the Indian Ocean the pilot just had to fly on. However 500 miles from destination he realized he had to land now or he would not know up from down. So he radioed a closer airport...
"Mind if I crash there for a few hours?"
Submitted by Robert Dean Burlison II