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The Crew Chief

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A pompous minister was seated next to a Crew Chief on a Flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Crew Chief asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Crew Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Submitted by MKopack